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Not sure where to go on h …

Not sure where to go on holiday this year. Its a choice between Thailand and Australia. So Ive drawn up a list, outlining the Pro’s and Cons.

Can anybody else confirm …

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Can anybody else confirm the rumour that Sickipedia is upgrading its server from a Commodore 64 to a ZX Spectrum?

My friend wont stop going …

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My friend wont stop going on about his neurological disease, it’s all M.E, M.E, M.E.

Patient: Doctor, my wife …

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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection, I’ve got hundreds of them.

Today i feel on top of th …

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Today i feel on top of the world as it is officially 1 year since i stopped Drinking. I’m going down the pub to celebrate with a couple of pints.

I Dont know why my wife s …

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I Dont know why my wife says pregnancy hurts, it sounds like a right knee’s up.

The star attraction at my …

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The star attraction at my local aquarium has just been repossessed. It turned out to be a loan shark.

I woke up with a giant ca …

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I woke up with a giant cat in my bed this morning. Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I fancied a lie in in the morning.

I’m an upstanding member …

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I’m an upstanding member of the primate community.

I told my colleague at work earlier that I was concerned about my son after I caught him playing with Barbies. “Is it really such a big problem? I’m sure he’ll grow out of it” he said. “I doubt it” I replied, “He’s 36.”