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I was in Paris when a you …

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I was in Paris when a young girls dress blew up…. I got an Eiffel

I’ve never got a hole in …

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I’ve never got a hole in one. It’s the reason I got fired from the Polo factory.

I arrived at work looking …

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I arrived at work looking morbidly depressed. My boss said to me, “James, I can see that you’re in a really bad place right now.” “I know I am”, I replied, “I’m at work.”

Teacher: “Esrayriah,can y …

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Teacher: “Esrayriah,can you say your name backwards?” Esrayriah:”No miss”

My pet snake is very good …

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My pet snake is very good at grammar. Mind you, he is an articulated python.

There are only 49 acheive …

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There are only 49 acheivements on Halo 3 they say the 50th is having your girlfriend dump you

Ignorant? I don’t know th …

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Ignorant? I don’t know the meaning of the word!

I can’t believe that Ryan …

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I can’t believe that Ryan Giggs missed training in the week of the Champions League final. It’s almost like he doesn’t understand the meaning of commitment.

I finally sat my 12 year …

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I finally sat my 12 year old son down and had the talk with him. Now he understands why his mum lives in the kitchen.

I saw on Facebook before …

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I saw on Facebook before that my ex wife has liked a page that says “being a mother is the highest paid job in the world.” So I’ve cancelled my CSA direct debit.