Author: qjoq.com

I tried and failed at making a suitcase earlier. I couldn’t handle it.

I’m attempting to smash the world record for balancing on a bread type savoury. I’m actually doing really well. I’m on a roll.

I think I’m going to have to give up smoking. As well as it being expensive, I just don’t know what to do with all these kippers.

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When deciding whether to permit the possession and use of marijuana, politicians should just think aloud.

Diamonds, Clubs and Spades walk into a bar. How Heartless.

Yesterday I painted my black slave’s hands white to see if it could be a little more productive. It worked.

My wife is cool, and she doesn’t mind me seeing other women. She’s dead.