Author: qjoq.com

I was out walking around my village when a young girl rode past me on her bike. “Nice night for a ride!”, I said. “Yes, it is”, she responded. Your honour.

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

I went to a party especially for people with a small vocabulary. The drinks were good. The food was good. The music was good. But then there were the women, they were good. It was good.

This bloke asked me what the fractional part of a decimal number was. I said, ‘that’s beyond the point’.

I’ve just finished reading Mr Kipling’s autobiography. Normally i struggle to read those kind of books. But that was a piece of cake.

An albino zebra walks into a bar. The barman says ”I thought you were barred?”

I am fully behind the campaign – “Kick Cancer”. I also support “Punch Leukemia” and “Trip Up Measles”.