Author: qjoq.com

How many divorced women does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the bulb, Three to form a support group.

There’s a terrible smell coming from my bedside table. I think my alarm clock must’ve gone off.

I find jokes about people in wheelchairs, like Christopher Reeves, absolutely sickening. Around me that sort of crude humour just won’t fly.

Apparently worms are at their bravest when they’re in pears.

BBC Sport News: Northern Ireland’s Clingan fit to play in Estonia. However, Estonia’s Vulcan drops to the reserves.

My mum asked me “I want to find out more about the ‘The appprentice’ finalists, do you know what that chinese-australian girl is called?” “Susan Ma.” “Son, there are millions of Susans in the world, I’m going to need a second name pet.”