Once, we got seriously lo …
Once, we got seriously lost on a holiday, and eventually even had to resort to cannibalism to survive. It was tough, but our choices were either that or McDonalds.
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TRUE STORY I was in my of …
TRUE STORY I was in my office yesterday on my lunch break when I decided to go on my computer to enjoy a joke or two on Sickipedia. The amount of racist sick jokes made me persist in laughing. Quite loudly actually. My boss overheard this and came over to have a look. I suddenly […]
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just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that “real” hippos don’t actually eat marbles?
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Just lost my job as a maintenance engineer for JCB. My manager said I was completely incompetent and struggled to maintain anything since the day I started. Apparently maintaining an erection for eight hours on ‘bring your kids to work’ day doesn’t count.
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Vegetarian Zombies; They want your grains.
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My mother gave birth to me whilst skydiving. I was airborne.
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A Sub has reached Earth’s deepest place. Plans for a Big Mac to climb Mount Everest have already begun.
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I’ve been sacked from my job. Or as I prefer to think of it, I’m on eternity leave.
Continue ReadingBeing a lazy artist, I do …
Being a lazy artist, I don’t always blend in.
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As a painter, I’m proud to say some of my work can be seen in the National Gallery. I did the skirting boards.
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No one on Sickipedia seems to like my philosophy-themed wordplay. Well you’re all just a bunch of Kants.
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My mate just told me he’s bought two Reading tickets. Since when did you need a ticket to read?
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If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
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As a hairdresser, I’m relentless in my money making ways… I’m going to get rich or dye trying.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a Dining …
I’ve just bought a Dining table and chair set, in 30 easy weekly instalments, This week they sent me a chair leg.
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