Graffiti artists, they wr …
Graffiti artists, they write up my street.
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Men with a stutter have a …
Men with a stutter have a lot to say.
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An American with a charity tin walks into a library and says, “Sir, can you help? We’re trying to raise a few bucks”. So the librarian gave him a shelf.
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Top Tip: Doing radiotherapy? Tell the doctor to give you twice the normal dose so it doubles your chances of becoming a superhero.
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I like my women the way I like my math. At primary school level.
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Was trying to find a ghost earlier when a poltergeist appeared. I thought “That’s the spirit”
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What do you call male tampons? Bachelor Pads.
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My girlfriend was reading the Kama Sutra and suggested that we try position 288. “No,” I said “that’s two gross”.
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My wife went to a job interview to become a gynaecologist today. I don’t think she’ll get the job though… There’s nothing in her that they haven’t seen before.
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When push comes to push, I will buy a thesaurus
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Why is Captain Birdseye greedy? His business makes him sell fish.
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I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters.
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If you can’t beat them, join them. And that’s why i’ve gone to the hospital to stay with my wife.
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I was trying to learn dolphin the other day I was finding it really tough Then it just clicked
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Timing. What’s crucial when telling a joke?
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