As I said before, I never …
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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If you don’t feel very we …
If you don’t feel very well, what should you do? Take your gloves off.
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My girlfriend says she’s finishing with me because of my obsession with toy based puns. My mates all tell me I should walk away, but I just can’t Lego.
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Wallace is remembered in Scotland as a patriot and national hero. Most English men prefer Gromit.
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TOP GOOGLE UK SEARCHES 2009 1. Facebook 2. BBC 3. YouTube 4. Hotmail 5. Games 6. eBay 7. News 8. Google 9. Yahoo 10. Bebo Surely I mustn’t be the only one that realises something is missing off this list?!
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Hovis have just launched their new Farm Mouse Whole Grain Loaf
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I remember on the internet when if more than five people visited a website at a time it caused it to slow right down and crash. Actually it was only ten minutes ago on sickipedia…
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A man walks into a police station and drops a dead cat in front of the duty sergeant. “Someone threw this into my front garden.” “I’ll take your name sir, and if no one claims it within three months, you can keep it.”
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With the growing rates of fossil fuels in our Economy, it will be the naughty kids who have the last laugh in a few years time.
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I’ve just put a tenner on at corals that he sits up in his coffin during the interval
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I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, “Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side.” It made me cross.
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The other day on the toilet I stank so bad that all that went after me, smelled the same. I call it my human scentipede…
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Carlsberg, I’m hearing a lot of “Ifs” but seeing very little in the way of actual progress.
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With jobs thin on the ground, I took a risk and had a go at elephant poaching. There were some surprised faces when I turned up for work with a 2,000 gallon drum of boiling water and a 40-foot slotted spoon.
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what came first the chicken or the dfs sale?
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