I had nothing to do at wo …
I had nothing to do at work last night, and at around 3am found myself fiddling around with angry birds to while away the hours. As it turns out, that’s frowned upon at Holloway.
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So they have found a new …
So they have found a new particle that travels faster than light now? We certainly didn’t see that one coming.
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Does anyone know what hot cakes sell like?
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My friend told me you couldn’t convey sarcasm on the internet. That wasn’t obvious.
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Some random bloke just handed me a piece of masonry. I thought, “that’s a bit off the wall.”
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Man with huge nail accidentally fired into his skull by nail gun described as ‘lucky’ by US doctors. Yes indeed, lucky him.
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An Apache goes into a bank and asks for a loan of 200 dollars. The bank manager asks for collateral: “I have 150 horses,” says the Apache, so the bank manager lends him the money. A month later, the Apache comes into the bank with 2220 dollars in his hand and pays off his debt […]
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I slept through the alarm this morning. Good thing it was only a small fire.
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Talking to my wife earlier about my day.. Me: Ran into my old Irish friend earlier… Wife: Oh really? Me: No… O’Riely.
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The Weight Watchers website requires you to have cookies disabled.
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I was about to make myself a cup of herbal tea, when the a voice came from the box of tea bags next it.. ‘What you doing sucker! That aint no drink for a man! Make yourself a man’s drink fool!’ I think it must have been one of those Mr T Bags
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Just seen a show advertised on tv called peter Andre here to help. Here Pete carry this plasma for me… says the guy in hackney.
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I’ve just phoned up the roller disco to tell them I’ll be late for my interview but it sounds like I’ve got the job anyway so I think I’ll take my time. The guy told me to get my skates on.
Continue ReadingSo sad. The oldest person …
So sad. The oldest person on Bebo has died aged 23.
Continue ReadingThere are exceptions to e …
There are exceptions to every rule. Except this one.
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