I’m into Egyptian rolepla …
I’m into Egyptian roleplay in the bedroom. My wife dresses up as Cleopatra and gives off distinct Pharoahmones.
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My daughter was struggling with her homework and asked for help. “Dad, I need to give two examples of conductors.” I shook my head in disbelief, “Easy,” I replied, “Bus and train.”
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I cashed in my life savings today, just so Christmas could be extra special… I had 42 quid on my Tesco club card.
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In the beginning, the Word existed. The Word was with Humour and the Word was Funny. Funny existed in the beginning with Humour. Through Humour all Jokes were made, and apart from the Jokes nothing was funny that has been funny. In Humour was Laughs, and those Laughs brought life to Sickipedia. And the laughs […]
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I was riding a horse yesterday and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it. All the other kids on the carousel started screaming.
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Thank you ‘Dateline’ for letting us know that was a re-enactment. I was pretty upset your camera crew didn’t stop that murder.
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When one door closes, another one opens. except in prison.
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Yesterday i told my mate i work in the secret service. Today i got fired.
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My wife said that I was too impulsive and that I should think twice before doing anything. At first I agreed with her, but now, on second thoughts…..
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if you can’t drink it. smoke it. if you can’t smoke it. snort it. if you can’t snort it. take it as a pill. if you can’t take it as a pill give it to Amy whine house. she’ll find a way
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Instead of a blanket ban on smoking in this country, the government should criminalise tobacco and legalise cannabis then no one will care if anyone is smoking.
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People keep telling me that the world is turning into a ‘Global Village’. That doesn’t sound right to me as it only leaves room for us to have one idiot.
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Lady Gaga & Dr. Seuss surprisingly have a lot in common. Both of them are known for being kooky, for breaking boundaries and for being men.
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What’s the difference between a Captain and a Lieutenant Colonel? There’s a Major difference.
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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing?
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