What’s the difference bet …
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Jade Goody? Jade Goody only left two boys behind weeping.
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BBC news: Baby twin girls …
BBC news: Baby twin girls attacked by fox in sleep. At least now you can tell them apart…
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I was going to shave my beard off, but then decided to give it Amish.
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Wife asked for something fast and curvy for her birthday; judging by my black eye a 1400 spin speed washing machine wasn’t what she had in mind, the other blackeye came when i said why don’t you take it for a spin anyway.
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After losing three jobs in a row, my mate Steve said to me, “I’m never letting you babysit my children again”
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After careful consideration I’ve decided i’m giving up using autocorrect on my iPhone for Kent.
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Parking on double yellows and putting your hazards on. ahh yes….. that will fool them.
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Until I found sickipedia, I had no idea talking to myself could be so entertaining.
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I saw seven train spotters on the platform this morning. It’s got to be the worst pastime ever. Still, spotting train spotters gets me away from the wife for a few hours.
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I gave my girlfriend a real spanking last night Beat her 7-0 on fifa
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My wife always has to have the last word, she’s brilliant at scrabble.
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I hate that vain person staring at me in the mirror.
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About to microwave some fruit. Getting ready for a hot date.
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People that use words out of context should just dye.
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I hate when jobless people say they’re ‘between jobs’ You never hear a tramp saying “I’m between homes”.
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