If Tetris has taught me a …
If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that mistakes build up and successes fade away
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I got a hand job yesterda …
I got a hand job yesterday. I’m now officially a sign language interpreter.
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Ellie is just one of the thousands of actors who have tasted and approved Asda’s new chosen by you range…
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How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth? Toll Gate Booth Paste.
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A thanks to the inventors of the Stationery Cupboard, Well you wouldn’t like it if it moved.
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How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.
Continue ReadingI was watching Twilight t …
I was watching Twilight the other day and I’d have to say my favourite scene by far was about 21 minutes and 38 seconds in, when my electricity ran out.
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I’ve got the wife’s Christmas present from that Amazon place Its a crocodile
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If being a size double 0 is fashionable, then why don’t we see starving Ethiopians on the catwalk?
Continue ReadingWhy do so many thoughtles …
Why do so many thoughtless parents fail to give their children names? Not only does it make life incredibly difficult for them, but it also means they are far more likely to die in accidents. I mean, how often do you hear on the news things like “A man, who has yet to be named, […]
Continue ReadingI hate listenning to smac …
I hate listenning to smackheads tell a story They methadrone on and on
Continue ReadingMiracles all around. Fami …
Miracles all around. Family members sitting back together People actually speaking to each other over lunch and dinner 60% less driving accidents Police having to search for a new reason to bust people……… It’s amazing how a 3 day BB crash change the world
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My new peregrine falcon caught worms, so I swapped it for a properly trained one.
Continue ReadingIf I had a pound for ever …
If I had a pound for every time someone’s called me dull…. then I would have a substantial capital income.
Continue ReadingSo I hear the PS3 network …
So I hear the PS3 network was hacked and the online mode is shut down. Well CoD players, this is what the sun looks like!
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