Author: qjoq.com

Does anyone agree that ‘The Sun’ is rather specific whereas ‘The Star’ is more general?

What’s better than a piano in the hall? A fiddle in the bed.

To get some extra income I’ve become a small time dealer. I sell Rolex, Tag Heuer and Casio.

Two men in a kayak, both are feeling quite cold so they decide to make a small fire to keep themselves warm. Within minutes the kayak has a huge hole in it and sinks to the bottom of the lake. Which proves that you cant have your kayak and heat it.

Hot tip for tomorrow: Coroner’s Report. It’s a dead cert.

I’ve often been lycaned to a Werewolf.

I said to the missus, “I’ve just seen the most beautiful sausage dog.” She said, “Aww, where?” I said, “In the butchers you moose.”