Author: qjoq.com

I miss my little sister. So I’ve started to throw larger stones, and now hit her head every time.

My wife was looking through my laptop the other day while I was at work. She found some indecent images of minors. What can I say? I just get really turned on by naked men digging for coal.

I ran into a hospital today and told the receptionist I wanted to see a doctor. “What’s wrong?” she asked. “Paedophilia.” I replied. “But that’s not important right now, I need a doctor.”

I finally plucked up the courage and asked the fit bird, “I don’t suppose you would be free at all this week?” She insisted that it would still cost 80. an hour.

I’ve just joined The Magic Circle. It was just a Magic Curved Line before.

I used to date an anorexic girl. But eventually I dumped her. I was sick of her making meals out of nothing.

I sailed through my driving test. I think that was the reason why I failed it though, I wasn’t meant to use a yacht.

Asian school kid has one night stand. But has to replace it with a bigger one because it can’t fit all his books.