Author: qjoq.com

I went to the Doctors complaining that my hands hurt when I did the washing up. He prescribed me some Dishwasher Tablets.

I was in a mood earlier because the wife accused me of always trying to be clever. After hours of awkward silence, she asked, “What’s the matter?” I replied, “It is the basic structural component of the universe.”

I attempted to sabotage the World Fencing Championship recently, but I was foiled.

My mate has just set up a new haulage company in exporting snails Les Cargo

My mate says working at Mr Minute must be soul-destroying. I said “No, it’s just the opposite.”

My Wife asked me what I had done at work today. As a teacher, I told her I had asked the children to describe glaciers. ‘I see’, she said… Exactly the answer most of the children gave.

I’ve got a thing for older women. It’s an incontinence pad.