Irony- The ironic thing a …
Irony- The ironic thing about it is that I don’t have a clue what it means
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Can deaf people ever expe …
Can deaf people ever experience an awkward silence?
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TVGUIDE: 10pm tonight, The Inbetweeners.. Channel: Facebook
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I don’t do jokes about pieces of wood in the corners of fields that don’t belong to me. That’s not my style.
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You locked it in a box with no air holes, food or water in 1935. I think I can say with a degree of confidence and without needing to check, that Schrodinger’s cat is almost certainly DEAD
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Carbon and Boron walk into a bar, Carbon turns to Boron and says “if you were a bit more positive you’d be just like me”.
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I’ve always hated facial hair, but I must admit my Movember moustache is growing on me.
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What’s the most common Welsh chat-up line? Hey ewe.
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People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years…. umm doesn’t the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?
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There’s a lot of people who have been criticising the new I-Phone 4 just recently. I bought one today, and to be honest I have to give it credit. Its on pay as you go.
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I had a tin of Three Bean soup for lunch today. Must have got lucky though… There were loads more than three beans in it.
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If your horse goes too fast. You mustang on.
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I was chatting with this big fat bird in the pub the other day, When my mates shouted; Oi! quit disturbing the parrot!
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A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam. “Every time I look at my wife,” he worriedly told the optometrist, “I see spots before my eyes.” “So what’s to worry about?” replied the doctor. “You’re a leopard, aren’t you?” “What’s that got to do with anything?” replied the […]
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Do you want to hear a joke about a bird? No? Oh. Well this is hawkward…
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