Procrastination day has b …
Procrastination day has been postponed.
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I’m one of the lawyers in …
I’m one of the lawyers in a messy divorce. He’s citing her affair with Mr Tickle as grounds.
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You know you have dodgy friends when you can’t tell if they’ve been fraped or if they are just having a good time…
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I’ve just got a make-shift job at the computer keyboard factory.
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Was shopping earlier when I noticed ‘Andrex: Puppies on a roll. That’s the last time I ever shop at the Asian supermarket!
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11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.
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I ordered some roast pork over a dodgy phone line. All I got was a load of crackling.
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Did you hear about the woman who mistook her superglue for lube? I don’t suppose you would have – her lips are sealed.
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I like Trains. Because one killed my Wife
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The inventor of the time machine has tragically died in a car crash, next week.
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Statistically, 1 in 3 burglars… is an eBay PowerSeller.
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We are all individuals except for me.
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I’ve had enough of being a teacher. Today I’ve been sworn at on three occasions, told several people to stop smoking and broken up two fights.. And that was just in the Staff Room.
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Just saw the Facebook group “Join If You Lost An Friend Or Relative from 2000-2009” RIP The Creator’s English Teacher
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I want to open a pub and call it the Go-Go-Gadget Arms.
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