I love my collection of S …
I love my collection of Sat-Nav’s and map books, I’d be lost without them.
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I was going to post a question on Yahoo Answers, asking what show’s on BBC1 at 5:15 on weekdays at the moment- but in the end I decided it was Pointless.
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What do you call a tall bloke from Baghdad ? The high Iraqi.
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One thing I leant today … Making the comment, “Ah! Well. You win some, you lose some.” Turns you into a social pariah at a funeral.
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I’m planning on opening a shop called Chasm. It’s going to be like GAP, just much bigger.
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There is a way! Sincerely, Will.
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My delivery of herbs has just arrived and I can now make my main course The thyme has come…
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My mate keeps talking about how much he loves eating Birdseye potato based savoury foods in square lattice-like shapes. I told him to stop talking waffle.
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Visibility wasn’t good the other day, and I got pulled over by a traffic cop whilst doing 70mph. He asked, “What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?” “I would put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake,” I sarcastically replied. “Let me start again,” he sighed, “What would you do if mist or fog […]
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What does DFS stand for? Daily Furniture Sale
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I just saw an advert for “skyJaguar”, and immediately phoned the number on screen. Imagine my disappointment when I was congratulated for adopting an endangered animal, not for owning the world’s first flying car.
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I agree with those who believe soldiers and footballers should swap wages. Those brave men deserve it and as Accrington Stanley’s third choice keeper I offer my support.
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As an internet user, I like to keep tabs on my favourite websites
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I beat the Queen at strip poker last night. I got a royal flash.
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Fact: If you want people to punch you in the face repeatedly, precede every statement you make by saying “fact”.
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