Circles… they’ve lost t …
Circles… they’ve lost their edge.
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Two rites do make a wrong where bigamy is concerned.
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Sky news – ‘Tube Bosses Will Axe More Than 400 Jobs’ As long as there isn’t a shortage of Pringles and Smarties, then it’s all good.
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What’s the difference between me and a horse? About 10 inches.
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What do you get if you cross a Immigrant and a naked person? An Asylum Streaker.
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I went for a run this morning. Not for exercise, my girlfriend’s husband just got back early.
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The Carnival Cruise Corporation has named it’s new flagship the ”Costa Fortuna”
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When visiting London recently I was very impressed with the range of restaurants near The Big Ben. They serve great food around the clock.
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I think it’s so great how easy it is to help charities these days. Apparently, all I have to do is thumbs up this picture.
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I got stopped by the Police last night. ‘Have you been drink driving sir?’ asked the Police officer I was outraged so I told him ‘No, I did all my drinking at the pub. I haven’t touched a drop since I’ve been driving’
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In a chemistry lesson my mate thought it would be funny to throw Hydrochloric acid and magnesium at me, but it backfired. I didn’t react.
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Apparently R1 + L1 + quarter circle on the right stick is the right combination to get a girls bra off, thank you Heavy Rain However this also rips eyes from cyclops so this could lead to potentially terrible dates, or worrying encounters with cyclops’.
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BBC News : ‘Missing eight-year-old found safe.’ But she couldn’t crack it.
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I’ve got an old style driving licence, which really shows my age.
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So… anoyone else notice how Prince Charming said Cinderella was the love of his life yet he had to check every woman in the kingdoms shoe size to clarify who she was…..
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