Author: qjoq.com

I constructed a cupboard for my wife to put bed linen and towels, but while she was putting stuff in it, it collapsed and killed her. Turns out I’d made a fatal airer.

Just seen a play called Werthers. It wasn’t all that but at least it was original.

A couple of Mexican wrestlers barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock juan out.

Chris bates now knows how my wife feels…. Beaten by Stella

There was a demonstration in town yesterday; people with placards saying “Remember Victims of the Arms Race”. For the rest of the day I thought hard about the poor T Rex.

I’m a lesbian and I can tell you, A bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

I bought a bed today, 50% off. It’s 3ft.

Last night my wife told me that she is leaving me because of my obsession with 80’s pop songs. “Don’t leave me this way” i replied.