I think it’s time to try …
I think it’s time to try my hand at fisting.
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So the BNP have taken 2 s …
So the BNP have taken 2 seats in the European Parliament. What is it with these migrants, going over there, taking their jobs.
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Tom Cruise insulted me, so I made fun of his height. Minority Retort.
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Twitter; Making it easier than ever to stalk and kill Z list celebrities.
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I threw some acid into my wifes face today… You should have seen the reaction.
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I’ve been hitting the weights at the gym. It would be easier to lift them really.
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Getting a hard-on is the only way I can get my wife to leave me alone.
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“Ninja” isn’t in my phone’s predictive text. How ironic.
Continue ReadingIt’s funny how people cha …
It’s funny how people change.Although, apparently that’s not a valid excuse for lurking around Debenham’s changing rooms.
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If revenge is sweet and a dish best served cold, is it ice cream?
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Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun.
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This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef This little piggy had none This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home And this little piggy was the result of being bred in Norfolk
Continue ReadingMcDonald’s; Proof that Am …
McDonald’s; Proof that Americans are so desperate for Heritage that they claim their patron saint of fast food was Scottish.
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A single English ticket wins the 161million euromillions jackpot…. Finally we win something in Europe
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I have a terrible problem with insomnia. I can’t sleep because my neighbour keeps playing Faithless’ Greatest Hits until four in the morning.
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