Author: qjoq.com

Never thought I’d be saying ‘James Morrison, What a hit!’

I went to Citizens Advice last week and asked a woman if I could have some information on homelessness. “Be my guest” she replied. I’ve been living in her office ever since.

Clarence and Billy were going for a jog in Alabama. “Which route should we take today Clarence?” “Im not sure, if possible I’d like to avoid a hill Billy.” “Then maybe you should move to a different state.”

I’ve just thought, how are Norwegian mediums planning to contact all the people who died in the Oslo bomb attack and the shooting? Are they going to use a ‘wegie board?

I just put some batteries on charge. I think they are revolting.