There’s a bit of a misconception going on here. Telling jokes about any subject, however unpleasant, says nothing about you as an individual. Writing racist jokes about (enter your ethnic minority here) does not make you a racist. Writing paedophile jokes does not make you a paedophile. Writing jokes about fat stupid Americans, just means […]
Continue ReadingI had an early morning calculus exam after a heavy night out, just left and i know i’ve failed. Knew i shouldn’t drink and derive.
Continue ReadingFacebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes but nothing ever changes
Continue ReadingLife moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could end up quoting 80s movies without realising.
Continue ReadingFrom Sickipedia I’d like to say thanks to Derrick Bird for testing the capacity of the new server.
Continue ReadingI was talking to this girl the other day and asked what her name was. She said, “It’s Lynna”. I said, “That’s an unusual name – you don’t hear that every day.” To which she replied, “Actually, I do.”
Continue ReadingI went to the pub earlier. They had a new real ale on called Whitbread. I ordered a pint of it and went to the toilet. When I came back and tasted it, it was repulsive. I said to the barman, “this is rank mate, what’s wrong with it?” he replied, “that big black woman […]
Continue ReadingSome men from Iran told me Ankara is the biggest city in Turkey. I reckon that’s eastern bull.
Continue ReadingIf you give an African a fish, he’ll eat for a day. If you give him a fishing rod, he’ll think it’s his brother with a reel of cotton.
Continue ReadingMy wife refuses to cook. I probably need to turn the oven up.
Continue ReadingI did double my morning exercise this morning… Must stop forgetting things upstairs.
Continue ReadingI got myself one of those Hummers today. Or big stinking American bird as I call her.
Continue ReadingI don’t know who Pete is, but he must be pretty important for everyone to worry about his sake.
Continue ReadingJust seen two posts and a crossbar made entirely out of fruit. It was a peach of a goal
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS: A Tibetan Mastiff was sold today in China for $600,000 dollars American. Idiots…You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
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