My friends facebook statu …
My friends facebook status was “sydnee owns kayla’s face!!!” apparently replying, “but i own her throat” is not an appropriate comment
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I’ll never forget the day my dad told me Santa wasn’t real. Why he had to tell me on my 21st beats me.
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A man walks into a pet shop. “I’ll have a bee, please,” asks the man, to which the owner of the shop replies, “Sorry, we don’t sell bees.” The man replies, “Well, you’ve got one in your window.”
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I’m sat here thinking, what’s the point? Why are we here? Where are we headed? Why didn’t I buy a sat nav?
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Before I travel anywhere, I always do a comprehensive vehicle safety check that takes me about fifteen minutes. Bus drivers hate me.
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Money is a lot like women. If you own a lot of it, you can get into all kind of positions.
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Who is the worlds best White wrapper? Santa claus.
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I was visiting a friend in South Korea the other day. “This country is going to the dogs.” he said. “What an ironic twist of fate.” I thought.
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Daylight savings. I won’t lose any sleep over it…
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With the recent deletion of jokes, I’m begining to wonder how long it will be till we can post jokes worth telling at all….
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I’m shocked at the news this morning that AOL plan to close down bebo because of the fall in users, I do please encourage people to join my facebook group “save bebo.”
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I was playing darts with my son today. He wouldn’t stick in the board though, no matter how hard I threw him.
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We had visitors at dinner time. It was time for them to leave when our daughter sharon offered to lead us in prayer; “Dear God, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, Thank you for the visitors and their children who ate all my cookies and icecream. Bless them so that they shall […]
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I was video shooting earlier. Emptied a whole round on my wife’s Twilight box set.
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I was in the final round of a quiz yesterday and I had to think of a word that ended in ‘se’. I said ‘course’ and it was wrong so I lost the quiz. Oh well, could’ve been worse I suppose.
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