There’s a little-known bu …
There’s a little-known but foolproof defence against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
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Welcome to Sickipedia: Where men are men, women are women, and children are molested.
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What do you get when you mix a spider with a shoe? A shoe.
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila.
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I heard Apple are introducing a new product specifically for cats and dogs. It’s called iAms.
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I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning, but luckily I jumped out of the way just in time. Into the road.
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When I went on holiday I took a case full of 70s bawdy comedy films, it was my Carry On luggage.
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My washing machine is broke. It can’t even afford fabric softener.
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I was going to change my toaster , but i thought …”Better the Breville you know”
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My friend said he’s going to set a new standard in pubs by opening one on the top of a mountain. Personally, I think he’s raised the bar too high.
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So Stephen Gateley died on National Coming out day .. Ironic or was it some sort of human sacrifice
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I did a bit of cross dressing this morning. The vicar said it really brightened up the church.
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What do you call tents that can’t be erected? Impotents !
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BBC News- Body parts found in shark. What else do they think a shark is made from?
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I just seen the headline: “Baby’s body found at waste site.” I spose its just as the saying goes; ‘One mans rubbish is another mans treasure’.
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