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I got a deep throat off m …

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I got a deep throat off my girlfriend for the first time yesterday, There’s a gag in there somewhere.

What do you call a group …

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What do you call a group of time wasting Jamaican pigs? A PorkRastaNation.

Your mamma’s so fat, when …

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Your mamma’s so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed the whole first season of Lost.

I helped an immigrant sli …

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I helped an immigrant slip past customs today I stuck my foot out when he tried to make a run for it.

How do you make a Taiwane …

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How do you make a Taiwanese beaver happy? Give it wood

My career as a janitor ha …

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My career as a janitor has opened a lot of doors for me.

My wife says if I don’t s …

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My wife says if I don’t start believing her more our relationship will fail. Wikipedia agrees.

My mate said “I’m a lover …

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My mate said “I’m a lover not a fighter!” I replied “So a rapist not a murderer then?”

BBC News: IBM produces fi …

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BBC News: IBM produces first ‘Brain Chips’ Call me old fashioned, but I’m sticking with potato ones.

Just saw my female friend post this as her statement… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE……He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him!! I’m sure all of us guys can agree that its a perfectly effective method to accomplish the fitting […]

What do you call the lead …

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What do you call the leader of the worms? Master Bait

Turns out I have raised m …

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Turns out I have raised my 15 year old son really well, whenever I got to empty the bin in his room, he runs to the bin and says “don’t worry! I’ll do it” What a lovely son.