If you have upside-down c …
If you have upside-down cake whilst doing a handstand, does that just make it cake?
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I was just accused by my …
I was just accused by my Jewish neighbour of being an anti-Semite! I replied, “That’s an outrageous accusation! Geez, get with the pogrom!”
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Giving your last Rolo? I love you that much, you can have what is essentially worth 3 pence.
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My wife is going to leave me if I don’t give up my obsession with Gregorian monastic music. Last chants.
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I demonstrate a real flare for arson.
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The wife said we need some garden furniture. I’m sitting on the fence.
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Just driven past a garage and saw a sign that read “cars bought for cash” Shame that, all I want is a couple of magic beans for mine
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A young 12 year old girl is being tucked into bed by her mother .The mum say’s “Now then Jenny if you pray really hard tonight your wish will come true tomorrow! ” Jenny says “Ok mummy , ” and off she goes to sleep. The next morning Jenny wakes up and screams ” MUMMY! […]
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What do you get if you cut up an avocado into 6.02×10^23 pieces? Guaca-mole.
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I’ve failed my electricians practical exam over a dozen times. I’ll do it in the end though, just got to keep plugging away.
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A cattle grid walks into a pub. Barman says, “Get out. You’re barred”.
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Seaside towns, are they all judged by their piers?
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Why does monosyllabic have 5 syllables?
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My old man always said, the day I can’t do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun.
Continue ReadingThe Sun: “Worlds oldest c …
The Sun: “Worlds oldest conjoined twins: We have normal, separate lives” Im willing to bet they don’t
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