My sister has been engage …
My sister has been engaged to a footballer for over ten years. Come on Diego, marry Donna.
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I’ve got a border collie. He only comes home in the school holidays.
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Used to work at a bowling alley; but I got fired. Wasn’t to bothered anyway, I was only Tem-pin.
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I used to be a spy until someone came at me with a hairdryer while I was in bed. They blew my cover.
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What did the salad say when it knocked on the door? Lettuce in
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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While I was captain of the Starship Enterprise, my chief physician was captured by two rock groups from Planet Metal and interrogated. I wasn’t worried. Styx and Stones won’t break my Bones.
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I’m in a relationship with a woman old enough to be my mother. She’s my mother.
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Got to repair my front door. Everything hinges on it.
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Has anybody else ever noticed that market sounds a bit like meerkat? Remarkable.
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I’m organising a party for people with locks at the bottom of their doors Its a very low key affair
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I hope my new book does well. It’s called “How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly long descriptions and explanations.”
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Someone left a bucket of water outside of my house yesterday. So I pushed him off his ladder.
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I just had a job interview for a sales job, cold calling. I turned up wearing 3 jumpers, gloves and a wooly hat.
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“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.”
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