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My wife asked me what I thought about her breast reduction. “Why can’t we just have normal gravy instead of this Heston Blumenthal stuff?”

A man walked over to a kid playing with a huge lizard and asked if he could see it. After fiddling around with it for a few moments, he asked what its name was. The kid replied with, “Tiny.” “How on Earth did you ever get a name like that for such a huge creature?” […]

So I said, “Do you want a game of darts?” He said, “Okay then.” I said, “Nearest to bull starts.” He said, “Baa.” I said, “Moo.” He said, “You’re closest!”

Me and my wife like to play a little game called ‘Phone the women’s refuge.’ I always beat her.