BBC News: ‘Brazilian gang …
BBC News: ‘Brazilian gang-fighting judge shot dead’. Should’ve chosen a less dangerous pastime.
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You know things have got …
You know things have got bad when the only thing you’re looking forward to in summer is girls posting their holiday photos on Facebook.
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7 schoolboys found hanged in their bedrooms using their school tie groovy, tie dye must be back in fashion!!
Continue ReadingI wish Germany would leav …
I wish Germany would leave poor Greece a loan.
Continue ReadingMy wife says I’m a salesm …
My wife says I’m a salesman’s dream, because I will buy anything. We’ll see who’s laughing when radio does go 3D
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A man is driving his five year old to a friends house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. “Douchebag!” the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. “Your father just said a bad word,” he says. “I […]
Continue Reading‘Pride cometh before the …
‘Pride cometh before the fall’ It’s usually ten pints and a kebab does it to me.
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I always try and date homeless girls. It’s easier to get them to stay over.
Continue ReadingRabbit goes into a bar ev …
Rabbit goes into a bar everyday, orders cheese toastie. One day orders ham toastie. Never came back. Died. Of miximatoasties
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I’ve written a feature-length screenplay about a group of black men who make dynamite for a living. It’s called “Nig Nog’s and Boomsticks”.
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You know someones leading an ironic life when you see them handing out leaflets on how to get a better job.
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Always by my side protecting me, I love my pet… rock.
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My ex has just got with a cage fighter and she seems pretty smug about it. I’m confused, how do you go about fighting a cage?
Continue ReadingMy daughter’s headmaster …
My daughter’s headmaster keeps telling me what a naughty girl she is. Personally, I’m the luckiest man on Sickipedia.
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas? Father Christmas still empties his sack in little boys bedrooms!
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