Author: qjoq.com

At a theatre audition, a little girl had had nine attempts to conceal her lisp, leaving just one left. It was a tenth situation.

I asked my girlfriend the other day; “What can I do to stop my addiction to wordplay jokes?” She said; “whatever means necessary. ” I said “No it doesn’t.”

I don’t understand my wife at times. Usually Monday to Sunday.

I went up to Tony the Tiger yesterday and asked “What do you think of my trainers?” *wink wink* “They’re alright…” He replied.

I used to be a burglar but I’d always get caught on the first floor. Same old storey.