Nothing says i’m a dyslex …
Nothing says i’m a dyslexic cowboy than ordering a drink in a salon.
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Apparently, Snake Bite wi …
Apparently, Snake Bite will not kill you… Unless you are allergic to Cider.
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One of my employees came into my office today. He insisted he’d quit if he wasn’t treated with more respect. “Come on, we both know you’ll never walk out of this job”, I laughed. “Just watch me then!” he yelled. As he turned around in his wheelchair, I gathered he’d misunderstood my point.
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I’ve just caught the wife trying to put a shelf up. I said. “Will you stop that. I’ll go and get some batteries for your Rabbit.”
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When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid. It made my blood boil.
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I sold a couple of Adele Cd’s on e-bay about a fortnight ago, and the people who bought them are refusing to pay. Do you think I should give up, or keep on chasing payments?
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Isn’t ironic that world’s best driver can’t drive…
Continue ReadingWent for a Chinese last n …
Went for a Chinese last night and I ordered something from the specials board. I got too much foo young.
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I hate how I’m treated at the job centre After knowing the staff for 25 years you’d think they would show me some respect.
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If I fancy a laugh, I hack into the voicemail messages at my local Samaritans. Then delete a few.
Continue Reading“Lock, Stock, and Two Smo …
“Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels” is mostly a very violent film, but in the end they have buried the Hatchet.
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I like to invest in the youth of today so I make regular deposits.
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You should strike while the iron is hot, which is why many smelting plants never get much work done.
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There’s a new spray out made by a company called Seven Seas that is designed to help your joints. Don’t buy it because it doesn’t work. It just makes your Rizla wet and leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
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Today, I told my girlfriend that I often make jokes online at her expense. She said, “That’s alright. I don’t exist anyway.”
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