Author: qjoq.com

Pro-Gbagbo TV station called for people to mobilise against what it called a French ‘”occupation”. How is attacking smelly waiters going to help?

I saw a fat person fall down the steps earlier. I didn’t laugh, but the ground was cracking up.

I went to a vending machine in the university’s maths department and bought an ‘x bar’. It was average.

I had six flying insects in my room, then I left the window open and twice as many flew in. You do the moths.

Apparently sharks are only responsible for a handful of fatalities every year. Probably because its hard to get a copy of Mortal Kombat to work in the sea.

I was talking dirty with my wife yesterday in bed. She said, “Make me hot, baby.” I don’t think she appreciated the team of make-up artists and plastic surgeons I called in.

A blind man walked into a bartender.