When I met my ex-wife, we were both students, and she told me she was studying astronomy.
“Intelligent girl, this,” I thought, and married her.
After we married and she got fat and ugly, I realised I must have misheard. She’d said “gastronomy”.
When I met my ex-wife, we were both students, and she told me she was studying astronomy.
“Intelligent girl, this,” I thought, and married her.
After we married and she got fat and ugly, I realised I must have misheard. She’d said “gastronomy”.