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Facebook. One of the only places where, if you are a girl, you can upload a picture of yourself wearing only your underwear and people will call you “Pretty”.
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I wanted to propose to my girlfriend over the phone. So I gave her a ring.
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my boss just she told me she loved to see me hard at work… think i might have misunderstood
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After a day of gorging myself on pies, I gained 3.14 pounds. I guess you really are what you eat.
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My friend is really interested in magnets. Personally, I can’t see the attraction.
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I’ve finally discovered the meaning of life. Dictionaries are so helpful
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I love the skits they do on Comic Relief. My favourites are the ones with the Africans.
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A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks, ‘How would you like it?’ The lion replies, ‘RAW!’
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Just bought myself a barge pole. Thought I’d push the boat out.
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I visit a lot of local markets throughout the Uk. I was thinking about setting up a website where people can compare them. Can anyone lend me a meerkat?
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I live off the land In a house boat
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After being diagnosed with a terminal illness, my wife said I should get my affairs in order. So I’m seeing Anne on Monday, Christine on Tuesday and Denise on Wednesday.
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Girl guide knocks on my doors and offered me cookies. I told her I couldn’t pay in cache.
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Many areas in Africa are very thinly populated.
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A dyslexic kid asks his mum for a McDonalds. She says you can have one if you spell it, the kid replies “Never mind… I’ll have a K.F.C”
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