Twitter, like facebook bu …
Twitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.
Continue ReadingTwitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.
Continue ReadingI’ve started my own business making hula hoops out of steel rods instead of plastic tubes. It’s really hard to make ends meet.
Continue ReadingMy friend told me that he was going to a costume party dressed as a large Italian island… I replied to him “Don’t be Siscily”
Continue ReadingA frogs perspective on life ; Time’s fun when your having flies.
Continue ReadingJust bought CoD: North Korean Edition Even when I lose, it still says I won.
Continue ReadingObviously there’s no Polish translation for: “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”
Continue ReadingEveryone always says that I have a dark sense of humour. Bit harsh, I tell fat jokes as well.
Continue ReadingRacism drives me bananas
Continue ReadingSo Nationwide have said that they were “disappointed” that it took six hours before someone reported that one of their cash machines was paying out too much money. I wonder if that is a different kind of “disappointed” felt by their customers with base rate tracker mortgages when they said they were not going to […]
Continue ReadingJust wrote a beautiful song on my guitar. Though now i’m wishing i wrote it on some paper.
Continue ReadingI see there was a really fast response after the fox attack on those babies. It’s a good thing that the parents didn’t cry wolf by mistake.
Continue ReadingI’m completely rubbish with names. Just ask my children, Radish, Moon and Toilet.
Continue ReadingTwinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.
Continue ReadingIn the news tonight: Modern day people are finding it harder being kept in suspense. More on this later..
Continue ReadingI had a look through my wife’s eBay search history today. It revealed a great deal.
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