After giving birth by cesarean section, my wife woke and asked, “Where’s our son? How is he?” “I’m sorry darling. We lost him.” “No..What happened to him?” She sobbed “He was ginger, so I mixed all the baby cots up.”
Continue ReadingMy new greyhound has come last in his first six races. He’s got an exciting Korea ahead of him.
Continue ReadingMy Mums sister hates her own name. She’s anti-Barbara.
Continue ReadingWhat do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
Continue ReadingAs a Kid I hated losing, so I played with myself.
Continue ReadingI broke into a pet shop today and stole a rabbit. Then I made a run for it.
Continue ReadingNick Griffin has bought a goose. A real one that he takes to the gym. I think it’s just a proper gander exercise for the BNP.
Continue ReadingThis morning I saw 2 little boys wearing turbans, I asked them “are you Sikhs?” The bigger one said “No, he’s Sikhs and I’m eight.”
Continue ReadingI just took the morning-after pill and nothing. It’s still Wednesday.
Continue ReadingIf god doesnt have a sense of irony, how come the owner of the segway company fell off and died?
Continue ReadingWhen everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.
Continue ReadingBBC News: “Apple DNA code is cracked by geneticists” Yeah, because finding a cure for cancer isn’t too important? We can just play around with fruit now insted!
Continue ReadingAs I sat watching my daughter whipping her hair back and forth at the school disco, I suddenly realised that she suffers from epilepsy.
Continue ReadingHow do you make a trampoline? Put his Special Brew just out of reach.
Continue ReadingWent to see a medium last night, left me feeling average.
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