Britain, Post-War, 1946. …
Britain, Post-War, 1946. Letters and mailbags thrown left, right and centre for several weeks.
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Saw a book in the library today called “Don’t judge a book by its cover” But it looked dull so I left it.
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I walked past a barber’s today who only serves sheep and thought,”That’s shear madness.”
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My wife’s a bit like the national lottery. Everyone has a chance, for a pound.
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I’m fed up of the wife wrecking the tyres on the car by doing handbrake turns. Surely after 10 years of driving she’s worked out what the steering wheel does by now.
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I was burning the candle at both ends yesterday. Completely ruined my son’s birthday cake.
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My father always said to me, ‘if you build it, they will come’. That’s why I now own my own strip club.
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My son confessed that he uses ‘e’ a lot. He’s such a good student, solving natural logarithms.
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My girlfriend turned to me last night and said, “I don’t think that our relationship will ever work unless you can change”. Reluctantly I went upstairs, took off my tutu and put on a pair of jeans.
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BBC News: UK troops to pull out of Sangin. Well that must be a relief for Sangin, whoever she is.
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Just saw this great comedian who spent all night making jokes about this amazing silk suit he was wearing. I just don’t know where he gets his material from.
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My wife divorced me, and took away millions of my money in the divorce settlement. Thank god I live in Zimbabwe.
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Just got back from my Mum’s cremation. I’m glad that’s all done and dusted
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I just added Bigfoot as a friend on Facebook. He really needs a clearer profile picture.
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definition of irony; contacting jobseekers direct and gettin put through to a scouser.
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