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I used to live in a small town in Spain called Macarena. But I don’t like to make a song and dance about it.

When I was younger, I went shoplifting in Ann Summers. I stole a vibrator. I didn’t need it, I only did it for the buzz.

I’m getting heavily criticised for the way I run my magazine publishing company, and I don’t know why. I’ve been in charge for five years now, and there haven’t been any issues in all that time.

Did you hear about the Jewish suicide bomber? He brew himself up.

My wife walked out on me because of my insufferable nitpicking. I think you’ll find there’s a hyphen in nit-picking.

I said to my mate “Do you want me to help you with that thesaurus you are putting together by listing all the words that mean strength? You know, like power, toughness..?” He said “Might as well”