Being a guy, I’ve often wondered what do two girls that meet eachother on Chat Roulette do? Do they try and chat up the other girl in the hope of seeing some Nipple if they are nice or do they just part ways as two regular guys would?
Continue ReadingI said to my Doctor, “I’ve become a can of deodorant.” He said, “Are you sure?” I replied, “No, I’m Lynx.”
Continue ReadingI worry about the current rate of inflation. I’m not sure my blow up doll can take much more!
Continue ReadingPeople’s choice of pet says a lot about them, especially parrots.
Continue Readingbehavioural psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats
Continue ReadingWhat is worse than getting stung by a bee? Getting stung by 2 bees. What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees? 9/11 What is worse than 9/11? Getting stung by 3 bees
Continue ReadingGolf: Putting the putting into putting.
Continue ReadingTo me, ‘Judicious’ isn’t a legal term. It’s why women wear Washing-Up gloves.
Continue ReadingI bought my wife a 24 carrot necklace. She said, “Couldn’t you have got a gold one instead?”
Continue ReadingSky News – “Airport Closed After Light Plane Crashes” Can’t have been that light then…
Continue ReadingWhen I was a kid “birthday beats” meant you were gonna get punched, now it just means that your parents bought you some new headphones.
Continue ReadingThe closest I’ve come to murder is holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
Continue ReadingWell I was going to drink Magner’s cider irresponsibly, but in the top right hand corner there was a tiny sign in white writing which read ‘Drink sensibly’. So I did.
Continue ReadingThe other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn’t know what to make of it.
Continue ReadingThere’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
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