BBC News: Egyptian milita …
BBC News: Egyptian military dissolves parliament. “Ahh, so it was the sneaky Egyptian military who had the chemical weapons all along and not Saddam then?”
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I was doing some web design research into how Sickipedia’s duplicate check works. Then I realised it doesn’t.
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Not praying before dinner is a disgrace.
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Got a new job giving baths in a nursing home. I put the ‘oap’ into ‘soap’.
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Black clowns, for those dark humour fans.
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‘A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.’ Well I’m missing one so how will this play out…
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My jamaican heritage means i’m naturally not very good at my job as a miner. However i still manage to mine sometin.
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During the sudden death pub quiz question last night the compare asked, “What country lies between Ukraine and Romania?” We gave up after a few minutes, but it was mulled over.
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I get seriously Paranoid sometimes that I’m eating crisps too loudly Luckily it’s just in my head
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I tried to get the local tramp to play football down the park, He had a couple of good games but ended up on the bench for the rest of the day.
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I love my next door neighbour’s house. It’s right up my street.
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Ironically, the Hairdressers Union are against cuts
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When I got home last night the house was a mess, there was no tea made and my missus was lying on the settee. “My feet are killing me” she moaned. How I laughed at the irony as I kicked her to death.
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I have got a bit of a reputation as a ladies man in my local. All I can say is, they smell so much cleaner than the gents.
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So there was this breeze going all the way across the Atlantic. Ah, forget it. My jokes are always too long-winded.
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