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I like to put horses heads on broom handles. Its my hobby.
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As a paranoid schizophrenic, I take the lift alone to my top floor apartment… I can’t handle the stares.
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PG movies are overrated.
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Thanks to Gwen Stefani, I can now spell Bananas.
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How many White people does it take to start a riot? We may never know!!
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BBC NEWS: Cold weather will last 14 days. Great! After that we should be back to our good old warm winter days.
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It’s always good to find out you’re going to be working from home, unless you’re a fireman.
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Putting a joke on sickipedia is like being a paedophile vicar at a wedding. You start off with good intentions then a couple of minutes later find yourself staring at the bottom of the page.
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I don’t believe in change, I pay the exact amount.
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The wife was countin out a load of 1p’s & 2p’s on the kitchen table, suddenly she got angry & started shoutin & cryin for no apparent reason!, I thought to myself: ‘she’s goin thru the change!!’
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What’s green and smells like yellow paint? Green Paint.
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A blank screen a day keeps your mother away.
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Just been into KFC and bought a new i-Twist, still cant figure out how to play my songs on it
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Whilst buying some nuts today I noticed the pack said “stachios”… I thought… someone’s taken the pis.
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I was eating a sandwich the other day and as i finished the first half i felt i’d had enough and decided to throw the other half in the bin. As i was doing so a woman approached and said ”How can you do that? Think of all the starving children in Africa” I turned […]
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