I was delighted to hear on this site that curry’s cure cancer, so, as a sufferer myself, rushed out to be cured. I’m not sure if the cancer has gone yet. It cost me 1,200 and i walked out with a lovely 52″ Sony High Def.
Continue ReadingWhat is the difference between God and a social worker? God doesn’t pretend to be a social worker.
Continue ReadingApparently cluelessness is a sign of brilliance, I had no idea!
Continue ReadingMy mum always said, “Go to school on an egg.” I don’t know why she just didn’t buy me a bike.
Continue ReadingMy favourite one liner is the circle
Continue ReadingI just heard about the trainer that survived an attack by a killer whale. You can say what you like about child labour, but they make shoes to last.
Continue ReadingMe & my brother couldn’t tell which of us is the most productive artist. We’ve decided to draw lots.
Continue ReadingApparently Omid Djalili is Iranian. Why doesn’t he tell us this more often?
Continue ReadingI can’t think of anything that resembles Straw, but hey.
Continue ReadingNow that I’m married, I keep a photo of my family where I used to keep my money when I was single.
Continue ReadingI usually buy my little brother a Christmas present that I will secretly enjoy as well, like Lego. So this year I’ve bought him a shirt which is one size too small
Continue ReadingDo you like my Eczema flakes? I made them from scratch
Continue ReadingTwo-thirds of The Human Centipede is tongue-in-cheek.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend has left me because of my ‘unacceptable on-line behaviour’ All I did was forget to put the washing out to dry
Continue ReadingMy jokes have got a lot in common with Chile miners. They all seem to get buried.
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