My wife said, “That’s the last time you’ll ever call me fat as I’m walking out on you next time.”
I replied, “Darling, you wouldn’t really walk out on our kids.”
“What kids?” she asked.
“Oh, I thought you were…
My wife said, “That’s the last time you’ll ever call me fat as I’m walking out on you next time.”
I replied, “Darling, you wouldn’t really walk out on our kids.”
“What kids?” she asked.
“Oh, I thought you were…