My wife came downstairs this morning, horrified, to find me supping a can of Strongbow.
“It’s one of my 5 a day,” I claimed.
“Cider doesn’t count as a fruit, you know”.
“Who said anything about fruit?” I asked.
My wife came downstairs this morning, horrified, to find me supping a can of Strongbow.
“It’s one of my 5 a day,” I claimed.
“Cider doesn’t count as a fruit, you know”.
“Who said anything about fruit?” I asked.