My son has just turned 20 …

My son has just turned 20 and asked me, “Dad, how will I know when I’ve become a man?”
I said, “The best way is to look at your day-dreams. A boy day-dreams about being a secret agent or being Spiderman. When you’re a man you’ll day-dream about a fully-intact hairline or the ability to maintain an erection.”

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