My Granddad gave me an unexploded grenade from the First World War and said, “Take this to auction and see how much you can get for it”
Later that day I came home and he said, “So? How much was it worth?”
I said, “They offered me a thousand pounds”
He said, “Where is it then?”
I said, “Sorry Granddad I blew it in the Paki shop”
He said, “You blew a thousand pounds in a Paki shop?”
I said, “A thousand pounds? I didn’t even sell it”