I was in the pub and one …

wordplay

I was in the pub and one of the regulars was talking about animal impressions and asked what I could do.
‘I can do a pig’ I replied.
‘Let’s see it then’ he asked
I turned to my wife and said ‘let’s go fatty, this guy wants to watch me do you’.

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