Category: wordplay

If one more person calls me melodramatic, I’m going to kill myself.

My teacher just told me we have an exam on Monday. That’s an oddly specific subject.

I love going to rock concerts and crowd surfing but I usually end up getting carried away.

BBC NEWS: ‘Paedophile Father Christmas charges dropped’ Apparently there’s a Claus in his contract.

I was watching Lady GaGa with a huge erection If that’s not proof I don’t know what is

Why do North Koreans always write in small letters? BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY’D BE CAPITALIST.

I don’t know why but I just hate people that have a strong dislike for things, with no good reason to.

My thick Chinese mate is constantly getting terrible grades. He’s Fei Ling.

Taking financial advice from a cancer sufferer is the most ill advised thing I’ve done

When it came down to a war of words, T-Rex was no match for Thesaurus

I’ve been doing a watch-making course. It was hard to start with but I’ve finally got things ticking over nicely.

The Mayor of Elms town was knighted recently. Does this make him the Knight Mayor of Elms streets?

I’m going everywhere in a giant hamster ball. That’s how I roll.

I’ve just opened a clinic in London for men with persistent thrush problems. I’m going to call it ‘Yeast Enders’

My mate has a serious drinking problem. He can only swallow solid foods.