I told my friend I’m only …
I told my friend I’m only funny from a certain angle. He didn’t see the funny side.
Continue ReadingI told my friend I’m only funny from a certain angle. He didn’t see the funny side.
Continue ReadingI absolutley destroyed my wife in the sack the other day… She beat me in egg and spoon though.
Continue Reading“Mate, can you come over here and help me do the barbie?” Said Ken.
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the constipated alphabet? It needed a vowel movement.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a muslim who’s brought legal action against his own mother? Mahsoud.
Continue ReadingI’ve read about a third of a dictionary now but I’m still only on ‘Introduction’.
Continue ReadingDue to various disabilities I can only smell and touch. That’s my two sense worth.
Continue ReadingMy wife said, “Let’s celebrate New Year with a bang”. I said, “Yeah OK, as long as mine is with your sister”
Continue ReadingI requested a 10 year old from a Roman paedophile ring, but they sent me a 20 year old. I’ve been double crossed.
Continue Reading2B or not 2B? I dont think I’ve ever put this much thought into which shade of pencil to use before.
Continue ReadingI’ve been really down in the dumps lately. So I thought I’d cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich. But when I picked up the jar of Branston it said “reject if depressed”, so now I’m off to take an overdose.
Continue ReadingMy New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.
Continue ReadingI worry about the current rate of inflation. I’m not sure my blow up doll can take much more!
Continue ReadingGolf: Putting the putting into putting.
Continue ReadingTo me, ‘Judicious’ isn’t a legal term. It’s why women wear Washing-Up gloves.
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